Happy Hump Day

Hello sexy people! We are still alive – as many of you know, Lady Sharky and I moved in together during lockdown after being separated for months. Contrary to what you might think, it hasn’t been a constant sex-fest – moving is stressful as fuck, and we’ve both been stressed out by work. We’ve only […]

Ice Sticks and Anal Vibes [EXPLICIT NSFW VIDS AND PICS]

So Lady Sharky and I are back to our old selves after an unplanned sex drought last month. We picked up a couple of bedroom accessories to push some more boundaries in our nighttime activities. The first was this ice stick tray: We’d been wanting to experiment with ice for a while, but I didn’t […]

Audience Participation Required

We always like pushing the limits with our sexuality. Whilst we’re open to people joining us in the bedroom, we appreciate that that’s not for everyone. So we’ve come up with a kinky way we think will allow the more ‘vanilla’ of you to indulge your kink side and maybe dip your toes into our […]

Anal Sex (EXPLICIT PHOTOS)

Lady Sharky and I celebrated 8 months together this weekend gone. A pretty meaningless milestone, but any excuse to stay in, bring the non-sleeping mattresses to the front room and have sexytime! Long story short, we had anal sex for the first time. Hetero anal sex (that is, penis in her arse) is one of […]

Clone-a-Willy! The Construction…

So recently, Lady Sharky and I bought a ‘Clone-a-Willy’ vibrator moulding kit, mainly for a bit of fun, but also so Lady Sharky can have a part of me when we’re not together (seeing as we don’t live together yet): It was a messy business to be honest, nearly derailed at the first hurdle as […]

Valentine’s Day Toy Trial

Happy belated Valentine’s Day to all you beautiful sexy people out there, single or otherwise. Myself and the beautiful Lady Sharky went out for a nice meal and then home for a night of passionate love-making, during which we took the opportunity to test out one of our new toys from LoveHoney – the┬áVibroPack Vibrating […]