I hate Spotify (The soundtrack to bad sex)

Bad sex happens, even in the best of relationships. Lady Sharky got a bit upset the other night when our sexytime got derailed. Here’s how it went down. Learn from our mistake! So Lady Sharky’s mother was in town and staying with her, so I had assumed that I would not have been invited over […]

Honkin’ on Bobo (Explicit NSFW video)

So over the weekend, the Lady Sharky and I took in the glorious weather in various outdoor drinking establishments before retiring to my flat, where we opened the windows, moved our play-mattresses into the living room, loaded up on picnic food, stripped down to very little and enjoyed a lovely evening. Naturally things got explicit! […]