Anal Sex (EXPLICIT PHOTOS)

Lady Sharky and I celebrated 8 months together this weekend gone. A pretty meaningless milestone, but any excuse to stay in, bring the non-sleeping mattresses to the front room and have sexytime! Long story short, we had anal sex for the first time. Hetero anal sex (that is, penis in her arse) is one of […]

Putting on a condom, close-up

So recently Lady Sharky and I were talking and she revealed that she didn’t know how to put on a condom. Personally I feel this is a task that everybody who wants to have sex with a penis should be familiar with – yes, women too. My ex, with whom I had an open relationship […]

With great power, cums great responsibility…

So as I mentioned in my previous blog entry, I was having one of my ‘physical friends’ (which is a term I’m now using for partners outside my main relationship) round for a nice Saturday evening. I had planned to take her to an American-themed restaurant in Liverpool, but much to my great embarrassment the […]

The More You Know…

Most men probably aren’t interested about the ins and outs (pun intended) of their partner’s activities with other lovers. But as we’ve established, my fetish means I like to hear about that sort of thing. I get her to whisper in my ear in intimate detail how she fucks other guys while she gives me […]

See me shiver with antici…

…pation!!! So last night I was left to fend for myself as my partner had one of her lovers round (well I actually had some work to do and needed an early night due to running a business event tonight). Consequently, thanks to my fetish, I’m now quivering with anticipation in work as I can’t […]

Random Thoughts From My Crazy Brain

Because one of my partners is slightly famous, she has the opportunity to sleep with famous people. To cut a long story short, I’ve seen a private dick pic of a musician from a band well-known enough that I stock them in my shop (for those of you that don’t know, I run a shop […]

Thought on condoms

All photos are from my personal collection and are not to be shared without my permission. Without fail, every time I buy condoms from Tesco and use the self-checkouts (I used to work for Tesco – the machines still obey me!), they will set of the security alarms upon exit, forcing me to remove the […]