Ticking over… [NSFW PHOTOS AND VIDEOS]

Sorry for the lack of posts these last few weeks. Sometimes there’s not much worth sharing. The Lady Sharky and I still enjoy a healthy and happy sex life. But sex, whilst enjoyable for the people involved, isn’t always for the rest of the world to see – either for privacy reasons or for the […]

Anal Sex (EXPLICIT PHOTOS)

Lady Sharky and I celebrated 8 months together this weekend gone. A pretty meaningless milestone, but any excuse to stay in, bring the non-sleeping mattresses to the front room and have sexytime! Long story short, we had anal sex for the first time. Hetero anal sex (that is, penis in her arse) is one of […]

Clone-a-Willy! The Construction…

So recently, Lady Sharky and I bought a ‘Clone-a-Willy’ vibrator moulding kit, mainly for a bit of fun, but also so Lady Sharky can have a part of me when we’re not together (seeing as we don’t live together yet): It was a messy business to be honest, nearly derailed at the first hurdle as […]

Putting on a condom, close-up

So recently Lady Sharky and I were talking and she revealed that she didn’t know how to put on a condom. Personally I feel this is a task that everybody who wants to have sex with a penis should be familiar with – yes, women too. My ex, with whom I had an open relationship […]

The Dark Knight XXX – A Live Tweeting

Recently, chanced upon a copy of the porn spoof ‘The Dark Knight XXX’ in a local adult store. I bought it for the sheer novelty value, and decided to do a live tweet of my watching it on my personal Twitter account @ClubShark. Below is a record of every tweet posted. Oh, the ridiculousness!   […]