I hate Spotify (The soundtrack to bad sex)

Bad sex happens, even in the best of relationships. Lady Sharky got a bit upset the other night when our sexytime got derailed. Here’s how it went down. Learn from our mistake! So Lady Sharky’s mother was in town and staying with her, so I had assumed that I would not have been invited over […]

Anal Sex (EXPLICIT PHOTOS)

Lady Sharky and I celebrated 8 months together this weekend gone. A pretty meaningless milestone, but any excuse to stay in, bring the non-sleeping mattresses to the front room and have sexytime! Long story short, we had anal sex for the first time. Hetero anal sex (that is, penis in her arse) is one of […]

Improved Toybox

So my new partner and I have combined our sex toy collections (and invested in a few together) and if I say so myself it’s (ahem) coming along nicely. To the point that the box I was keeping them in just didn’t cut it anymore. I had this decent-sized cupboard unit that up until recently […]

Adventures in Doxy-Land, Pt. 2

So I used my Doxy wand, now christened Sexcalibur, again last night, this time with a different partner. I’ve been fighting a cold recently so my face wasn’t allowed near any of her…er…love holes (I was going to say “orifices”, but that sounds even worse!), and this is where the toys come in particularly handy. […]

With great power, cums great responsibility…

So as I mentioned in my previous blog entry, I was having one of my ‘physical friends’ (which is a term I’m now using for partners outside my main relationship) round for a nice Saturday evening. I had planned to take her to an American-themed restaurant in Liverpool, but much to my great embarrassment the […]