An Update

Hey sexy people. Just a quick update as to why we haven’t posted anything in a bit. A few reasons: Firstly, Lady Sharky has been house-hunting for the best part of 2 years, and after yet another offer was rejected, coupled with unrelated issues at her job, it’s left her very stressed. Which has naturally […]

Ice Sticks and Anal Vibes [EXPLICIT NSFW VIDS AND PICS]

So Lady Sharky and I are back to our old selves after an unplanned sex drought last month. We picked up a couple of bedroom accessories to push some more boundaries in our nighttime activities. The first was this ice stick tray: We’d been wanting to experiment with ice for a while, but I didn’t […]

A short update!

Hey sexy people. Don’t worry – Lady Sharky and I are still alive! Sorry for the lack of posts recently. Due to issues surrounding Lady Sharky’s contraception we haven’t been able to engage in full sexy-time in several weeks. As you can imagine, for a high-libido couple like ourselves this wasn’t an ideal situation. I’ve […]

I hate Spotify (The soundtrack to bad sex)

Bad sex happens, even in the best of relationships. Lady Sharky got a bit upset the other night when our sexytime got derailed. Here’s how it went down. Learn from our mistake! So Lady Sharky’s mother was in town and staying with her, so I had assumed that I would not have been invited over […]

Anal Sex (EXPLICIT PHOTOS)

Lady Sharky and I celebrated 8 months together this weekend gone. A pretty meaningless milestone, but any excuse to stay in, bring the non-sleeping mattresses to the front room and have sexytime! Long story short, we had anal sex for the first time. Hetero anal sex (that is, penis in her arse) is one of […]