Anal Sex (EXPLICIT PHOTOS)

Lady Sharky and I celebrated 8 months together this weekend gone. A pretty meaningless milestone, but any excuse to stay in, bring the non-sleeping mattresses to the front room and have sexytime! Long story short, we had anal sex for the first time. Hetero anal sex (that is, penis in her arse) is one of […]

Clone-a-Willy! The Construction…

So recently, Lady Sharky and I bought a ‘Clone-a-Willy’ vibrator moulding kit, mainly for a bit of fun, but also so Lady Sharky can have a part of me when we’re not together (seeing as we don’t live together yet): It was a messy business to be honest, nearly derailed at the first hurdle as […]

Night in with the Toys (EXPLICIT! NSFW PHOTOS AND VIDEOS!)

Lady Sharky and I thought we’d share with you some snaps from a toy-fuelled session. All media shared with full consent: Doxy Wand and Butt Plug: Doxy Wand and Butt Plug (again…): Doxy Wand, Dildo and Butt Plug: Doxy Wand, Dildo, Butt Plug (front view): Doxy Wand, Dildo, Butt Plug 2 (front view): Doxy Wand, […]

Improved Toybox

So my new partner and I have combined our sex toy collections (and invested in a few together) and if I say so myself it’s (ahem) coming along nicely. To the point that the box I was keeping them in just didn’t cut it anymore. I had this decent-sized cupboard unit that up until recently […]

The Dark Knight XXX – A Live Tweeting

Recently, chanced upon a copy of the porn spoof ‘The Dark Knight XXX’ in a local adult store. I bought it for the sheer novelty value, and decided to do a live tweet of my watching it on my personal Twitter account @ClubShark. Below is a record of every tweet posted. Oh, the ridiculousness!   […]

Sharky’s Favourite Sex Toys

All photos are from my personal collection and are not to be shared without my permission. I confess, I’ve never bought a sex toy for solo masturbation play. I genuinely don’t feel the need to try and better my own right hand. However, buying sex toys as a couple is one of life’s little joys. […]