Sharky’s Sexy Lingerie Night-In

We know how hard it is to take your first steps into the world of what I call ‘social sexuality’. You’re curious, but you don’t want to go diving in off the deep end with a club. I always thought it would be beneficial for people to have a small sexy experience they could try […]

Putting on a condom, close-up

So recently Lady Sharky and I were talking and she revealed that she didn’t know how to put on a condom. Personally I feel this is a task that everybody who wants to have sex with a penis should be familiar with – yes, women too. My ex, with whom I had an open relationship […]

Improved Toybox

So my new partner and I have combined our sex toy collections (and invested in a few together) and if I say so myself it’s (ahem) coming along nicely. To the point that the box I was keeping them in just didn’t cut it anymore. I had this decent-sized cupboard unit that up until recently […]

Something for the weekend

My main partner had one of her other gents around at hers today (we don’t live together). Which means I get a juicy sexy story to look forward to at the weekend. He even brought her flowers. Awww – I don’t think her timid little pups are used to such a strong woman! She still […]

The More You Know…

Most men probably aren’t interested about the ins and outs (pun intended) of their partner’s activities with other lovers. But as we’ve established, my fetish means I like to hear about that sort of thing. I get her to whisper in my ear in intimate detail how she fucks other guys while she gives me […]

Random Thoughts From My Crazy Brain

Because one of my partners is slightly famous, she has the opportunity to sleep with famous people. To cut a long story short, I’ve seen a private dick pic of a musician from a band well-known enough that I stock them in my shop (for those of you that don’t know, I run a shop […]

Thought on condoms

All photos are from my personal collection and are not to be shared without my permission. Without fail, every time I buy condoms from Tesco and use the self-checkouts (I used to work for Tesco – the machines still obey me!), they will set of the security alarms upon exit, forcing me to remove the […]