The long and short of it.

So Lady Sharky informed me that she’s just ordered a pair of high-heeled New Rock boots, and my initial response was “I’m so fucking you in them!” Her response was “I¬†knew you were going to say that!” (there were some laughing emojis in there as well – I think the eye-rolling was implied). Now, I […]

Sexual Peaks/Slumps in your 30s (LONG READ!)

This is another one of my massive stream of conscious writing that I do during quiet periods in work. I won’t claim that it’s very linear, or indeed makes sense, but I hope you enjoy it anyway!   Lady Sharky and I were discussing our sex life, and how after 5 months it’s still consistent. […]

New Fuck Buddy

My sex life has been a bit quiet of late. Various stresses affect myself and my main partner during December meaning we rarely get much time together. So apologies if this comes across as slightly self-congratulatory, but sometimes you need to give yourself a pat on the back. Recently I had a fun experience with […]

The Dark Knight XXX – A Live Tweeting

Recently, chanced upon a copy of the porn spoof ‘The Dark Knight XXX’ in a local adult store. I bought it for the sheer novelty value, and decided to do a live tweet of my watching it on my personal Twitter account @ClubShark. Below is a record of every tweet posted. Oh, the ridiculousness!   […]

Sharky’s Favourite Sex Toys

All photos are from my personal collection and are not to be shared without my permission. I confess, I’ve never bought a sex toy for solo masturbation play. I genuinely don’t feel the need to try and better my own right hand. However, buying sex toys as a couple is one of life’s little joys. […]

Blowjobs

All photos are from my personal collection and are not to be shared without my permission. Like many men, I enjoy receiving a blowjob.. Unlike a lot of men, I rarely cum from receiving one. You might ask why I enjoy them then if I’m not going to get a pay-off from it. Well the […]