I hate Spotify (The soundtrack to bad sex)

Bad sex happens, even in the best of relationships. Lady Sharky got a bit upset the other night when our sexytime got derailed. Here’s how it went down. Learn from our mistake! So Lady Sharky’s mother was in town and staying with her, so I had assumed that I would not have been invited over […]

Feeling self-conscious.

Those of you who know me will know that I’m not the sort of person given to feelings of self-consciousness. I accepted from an early age (probably too early) that I would never be what I call ‘magazine attractive’, so I’ve always focused on being just the best damn Sharky I can be, put myself […]

Sexy Night In – Company Welcome

Lady Sharky and I are having another sexy night in tomorrow (Friday 14th), which means stripping down to our undies, some mattresses in the front room, some sweets, junk food and wine (for Lady Sharky), either some sexy music or a film on the TV, and letting our imaginations run away with our bodies (so […]

Anal Sex (EXPLICIT PHOTOS)

Lady Sharky and I celebrated 8 months together this weekend gone. A pretty meaningless milestone, but any excuse to stay in, bring the non-sleeping mattresses to the front room and have sexytime! Long story short, we had anal sex for the first time. Hetero anal sex (that is, penis in her arse) is one of […]

Warmer weather, hotter content! (EXPLICIT MEDIA)

All media shared with the explicit consent of those appearing in it. Not for duplication or sharing. So with the weather getting warmer, Lady Sharky has switched from a standard pyjama t-shirt to a pyjama tank-top. Which to those of us who enjoy sleeping next to a woman means one thing; ESCAPING BOOBIES!!! Yes it’s […]

Swingers’ Profiles

Lady Sharky and I have had a somewhat quiet Bank Holiday weekend, comprised of mainly staying in and relaxing after and exhilarating night out on Friday seeing Hugh Jackman in Manchester. But we did venture out for a couple of hours last night to meet up for the first time with another couple we’d been […]