Audience Participation Required

We always like pushing the limits with our sexuality. Whilst we’re open to people joining us in the bedroom, we appreciate that that’s not for everyone. So we’ve come up with a kinky way we think will allow the more ‘vanilla’ of you to indulge your kink side and maybe dip your toes into our […]

Lady Sharky’s New Killstar Lingerie

This entry is not sponsored – we bought all items on clearance – but hey, if Killstar (or anyone else) wants to send us some stuff to model, get in touch! So recently I got an email newsletter from alternative clothing brand Killstar advertising their big lingerie clearance sale. Now I freely admit that I’m […]

Friday Night Sexting Fun! (EXPLICIT NSFW PICS AND CLIPS)

All images shared with full consent of those involved. Not for sharing or reproduction. So last night Lady Sharky and I had a relaxed night in our little living-room play area. We’d got to chatting to another couple we’d met via our FabSwingers Profile, and naturally we just kept turning each other on until eventually […]

App idea/sexy invite

So I was reading a Buzzfeed article about Grindr yesterday (which, even as a ‘mostly straight’ man, was actually really interestingĀ – one of those articles that Buzzfeed do really well when they’re not trying to decide which Toy Story character I am [clearly Woody]), and I got to thinking. Is there a dating/hook-up app for […]

I hate Spotify (The soundtrack to bad sex)

Bad sex happens, even in the best of relationships. Lady Sharky got a bit upset the other night when our sexytime got derailed. Here’s how it went down. Learn from our mistake! So Lady Sharky’s mother was in town and staying with her, so I had assumed that I would not have been invited over […]

Feeling self-conscious.

Those of you who know me will know that I’m not the sort of person given to feelings of self-consciousness. I accepted from an early age (probably too early) that I would never be what I call ‘magazine attractive’, so I’ve always focused on being just the best damn Sharky I can be, put myself […]