New Toys, and the main differences between porn and real sex. [WARNING; EXPLICIT NSFW PICS]

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Trying out new sex toys is always a fun activity to do as a couple, as I’m sure you’ve seen on this blog. Lady Sharky and I recently bought a couple of interesting items and we thought we’d share the experience with you. We actually filmed a lot of the events, so we’re going to share a few clips with you; not just to show off the toys, but also to show how very different porn is to real sex.

The first toy, which came recommended to us by Liverpool branch of Nice n Naughty, was an EasyToys Wand Attachment. We really wanted to link to it on the Nice n Naughty website, as we prefer linking to the place of purchase (especially as it’s our local shop), but it’s not on there. So here it is on Amazon instead.

As the name suggests, it’s an attachment that fits on the end of a massage wand (in our case, a Doxy Wand – highly recommended), turning said wand into an uber-powered vibrator.

The lady in Nice n Naughty was kind enough to show us how easy it is to fit onto the end of their demo wand, and it’s pretty much like putting on a condom. Here’s yours truly demonstrating. Apologies for the slightly messy room – it was one of those “rip your clothes off in the heat of passion” moments:

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Whilst Lady Sharky suggests that she might use the wand with the attachment on her own, we definitely think it’s more fun as a couples’ toy based on how much fun we had with it as part of our ‘non-penis’ sex (I’ve spoken before on my dislike of the word foreplay). You may ask why I, as a man who owns a penis, would take the time to pleasure my partner with a foreign phallic object instead of said penis. I’m sure I’ve spoken about this before, but let’s say it again just in case. For starters, I’m reasonably sure that most penises don’t come with attachments for clitoral stimulation! It’s hard for a man to conceive just how many nerve endings there are at the head of the clitoris, the only human organ dedicated solely to sexual pleasure. And as the majority of the clitoris is internal, it stands that external and internal stimulation would lead to even more mind-blowing orgasms.

Which leads me onto my next point; the female orgasm is one of the great wonders of nature, beautiful to behold. I could quite happily watch a lady in the throes of orgasm for hours, and knowing that I’m contributing in some way is, perhaps selfishly, a huge turn-on. Many guys are like to brag how they make their lady cum, but like everything worth having in life, the more work you put in, the greater the reward. So, in that respect, why wouldn’t I give myself every advantage in making my partner climax? Guys who complain that using a toy to induce an orgasm in a woman rather than their body is somehow not the same are probably still trying to multiply large numbers in their head or by hand because they think that buying a calculator is cheating!

Also, if you are using toy-play as a precursor to penis sex, you’ll find that a lady is far more relaxed after the toy sex – relaxation being one of the keys to great sex (neither of you are going to enjoy it if you’re both tense). As for the sensation, I quote Lady Sharky here, “To be honest they [toy sex and penis sex] are completely different sensations. They [toys] can enhance the pleasure of penis sex, but they don’t detract from it.” – Naturally she’s speaking from personal experience and can’t speak for all women; as with all sex, experimentation is the key to finding what works for you. But guys, why not give your cock an advantage and help her get super relaxed and super sensitive beforehand?!

 

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So below is a clip from near the start of our sex session. I have tied Lady Sharky to the bed using our underbed restraints and attached a blindfold just to heighten the experience. We’re at the stage in the relationship where there’s no verbal communication needed to instigate these things – it’s a sexual instinct, reading the situation and just knowing that these things would be fun tonight (and as always, we have safe-words to slow or stop the proceedings). I’m only posting clips rather than showing the full scene because – and here’s one of the main differences between porn and real sex – the majority of real sex isn’t particularly interesting to watch, especially without dynamic camera shots and adequate lighting. Me performing oral sex isn’t that exciting for anyone other than me and Lady Sharky (although if it does something for you, then great!), and I only captured the last part of it to capture me putting nipple-clamps on Lady Sharky. It’s a weird thing, but she says that her nipples were never particularly sensitive during sex before she met me. Now she really likes having her nipples stimulated – I take this as a sign that we’re perfectly matched for each other. Apparently when I rang the bells on the clamps, her nipples instinctively got hard!

 

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In the next clip, we see me bring out our Doxy Wand – which is always kept within easy reach at the side of the bed – and after giving her clit a bit of a warm-up with it, I fumble with putting on the attachment. I honestly look like a teenager trying to put on a condom for the first time! Almost failed at the first hurdle as I forgot to take the plastic out of the base of the attachment! Another thing porn doesn’t show, is the fumbling, the mistakes and the bloopers (except maybe as a dvd extra – yes, I own porn dvds with bloopers!) – which are all a natural part of sex. I can’t count the number of times my hair has got in the way, or I’ve almost fallen off the bed, or the dreaded ‘slipped out and hit the wrong hole’ experience that every woman will tell you is not pleasant (honestly, it’s not deliberate – it does happen if you misjudge a thrust or someone moves unexpectedly). Lady Sharky doesn’t cum loudly, but you can see the arching of her back and the shivers which give you a clue as to how intense the situation was (even if she does admit that she has ‘resting bitch face!’) – and of course I’m getting more and more turned on by this!

 

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The third clip sees more of the same, with me pleasuring Lady Sharky with the wand-attachment, but I also bring out a riding crop to give her body a little spanking as I know she likes it occasionally – we’re not huge kinksters; just a bit here and there to enhance the experience. You can also see me open another new toy which I’ll detail a bit further down. At the end it gets a bit intense for her so she conveys to me to release her from the restraints and we have some gentle kisses and cuddles and soft stroking/skin contact – another thing porn doesn’t show, as these things are hugely important in forming and maintaining a sensual connection.

 

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In the fourth clip, we engage in a bit of blow-job/finger action before proceeding to full sex. As before, there’s no verbal cue as to when it’s the right time to move to this stage – it’s all about reading the situation and trusting both your partner and your own sexual instinct. Lady Sharky finds it amusing that on this particular evening, she was just being a bratty sub and letting me do most of the work! She sure knows how to take advantage of my orgasm fetish, but I can assure you that she does take control occasionally! I only show you a short clip, because let’s be honest my arse and ballsack isn’t exactly sexy!

 

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After a while we decided to give our second new toy of the evening a try. After our reasonable success with vibrating cock accessories, we decided to up the game and order a cock ring with not only vibrating rabbit ears, but a vibrating anal plug as well from LoveHoney (link here). Lady Sharky enjoys anal play, but we appreciate that it’s not for everyone so if it’s not your cup of tea, feel free to skip forward to the next video clips which finish off the evening.

The set-up is fairly straight-forward; my cock goes through the main ring, with the rabbit ears sitting on top for clit stimulation and the phallic plug sits underneath for anal penetration. Both the rabbit ears and the anal plug have insert-able bullet vibes which can be set at various speeds. Here’s me demonstrating how it sits with my fingers substituting for my cock:

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It’s one of both mine and Lady Sharky’s fantasies to be part of a genuine anal-vaginal double penetration (DP), but we’re not quite there yet. We’ve had sex with a butt plug in Lady Sharky’s arse before (a very intense feeling, I’m told), and figured that this toy would be the next stage on our journey to full DP.

It’s not a toy that lends itself to being filmed so you can see everything, but I did take a couple of pics of it in use, below:

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My thoughts on its use; firstly, whilst not evident from these photos, there is an extra ring behind the anal plug which is supposed to go around my balls, which I’m assuming is to anchor the whole thing in place. I personally have an aversion to rings going around my balls – I’ve read too many horror stories of guys who have gotten stuck in them, so even the stretchy ones like on this toy I steer clear of. Despite this, I did try to get my balls through it but it just wasn’t happening. Perhaps I’ll experiment with it somewhere down the line, but on this particular evening that ring remained unused. The other main issue with the whole thing from my point of view was trying to get a simultaneous insertion of both cock into pussy and plug into arse. Even with copious amounts of lube, it took a couple of attempts to get it right, and that included getting my cock squashed a bit as we concentrated on the anal insertion first. I don’t think this is particularly a design fault – I think we just need more practice at it.

Once both pussy and arse were suitably filled, however, we were able to enjoy the ring to its full effect. As I said, Lady Sharky is a fan of anal play, so to have both her arse and pussy internally stimulated (and vibrating, thanks to the bullet vibe in the anal plug) was an incredibly intense feeling. Whilst having vibration on my cock doesn’t usually do much for me beyond the knowledge that it’s giving my lady amazing orgasms, having a bullet vibe on either side actually felt really nice.

What lets the package down however was the uncomfortable rigidity of the rabbit ears. Whilst the rigidity itself might not have been an issue had the design of the ears been a bit more rounded, but the angular design meant that it could actually feel a bit sharp on the clit, which is obviously not what you want on such a sensitive area.

These minor flaws aside, Lady Sharky (who tends to have final say in these matters) rates it as roughly between 7.5 and 8 out of 10 and says she’d like to use it again. I think like a few toys, it will take a bit of practice to use it efficiently – sometimes you just need to get used to how something works.

After playing around with our toys, we decided to finish our sex session with a flourish. Which for us usually involves doggy style! When we instinctively know that the session is coming to an end, something about doggy style and similar rear-entry positions helps me finish off – I don’t know if it’s the angle of entry or whatever, it just works.

I was a bit hesitant in uploading this next clip as it contains a rather silly incident which only happens in real sex. But in the interest of honesty, I figured I’d show you what happens when a lady has been completely worn out (in a good way) by the session. Due to a long day and multiple orgasms, Lady Sharky was pretty much wiped by this point. If you watch the clip carefully, you can see her limbs fade and as I’m thrusting away in doggystyle and she can barely support herself on all fours. I was, shamefully, rather oblivious by this point and pulled her up into a vertical kneeling-doggy – which was fun until I decided to let her down, thinking she would catch herself on her arms.

Spoiler; she did not!

 

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That definitely signalled that the session was drawing to a close, so the final clip is, selfishly, about my orgasm. Knowing that Lady Sharky, as part of her submissive nature, has a cum fetish – especially being cum on – I went balls out (literally!) and exploded on her back! After which we had about 5 or 10 minutes of what I call ‘warm-down sex’ where after the joint epic climax, everyone’s highly sensitive, and the cock is still reasonably hard, we keep going less vigorously and wind down – not with any orgasmic goal in mind, but more like warming down after an intensive workout. Which is still pleasurable.

 

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I know what you’re thinking, but don’t worry – we keep baby wipes on hand so Lady Sharky wasn’t covered in cum for that long!

 

We hope you enjoyed our little evening toy adventure. We’re not sure how long we were going for, but we outlasted a Meat Loaf ‘Live in Wembley 95’ CD, which we think is quite impressive! Just for your enjoyment, here are a few random photos from the same night:

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We hope these little insights into our sex life have maybe helped or inspired you. Thank you so much to those of you who’ve got in touch already to say as much – we really appreciate it. If you just like seeing real people enjoying real sex, rather than the staged scenarios of porn, than that’s ok too.

 

Be Safe and Be Sexy,

Sharky

 

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