Clone-a-Willy! The Construction…

So recently, Lady Sharky and I bought a ‘Clone-a-Willy’ vibrator moulding kit, mainly for a bit of fun, but also so Lady Sharky can have a part of me when we’re not together (seeing as we don’t live together yet):


It was a messy business to be honest, nearly derailed at the first hurdle as the online video instructions stated that we needed a thermometer to check the temperature of the water that we had to add to the moulding mixture. Cue a mad dash around town to try and find a cheap thermometer before the shops closed. Could we find one? Could we hell! Eventually we found a fancy digital medical thermometer in Superdrug, got it home, opened the packaging, only to find that the bloody thing came with a thermometer! Despite not being listed on the package’s contents!

So once we’d mixed the mould, and poured it into the tube, I had to get hard and basically stick my cock into it. Now I tell you, it’s surprisingly difficult to get and stay hard with your cock in a mould. I had porn and Lady Sharky trying to keep me hard, and even then I don’t think I was 100% hard.  The directions also stated that I was not to let my cock touch the sides of the moulding tube – not as easy as it sounds when you’re a girthy motherfucker! Incidentally, if you do one of these yourselves, put a towel down, as the moulding gel gets everywhere (I only knew to do this thanks to the comments on LoveHoney from people who’d previously bought it).

A friend who’d made one of these with her partner had warned me that I should be prepared to lose a few pubes taking the mould off, but thankfully because I keep mine short, this wasn’t really an issue. Looking down the tube at the mould, it didn’t look too great to be honest. Still, we mixed up the silicon (Lady Sharky had gone with Neon Purple), poured it in, inserted the vibrator that comes with the kit, and let it set.

With some trepidation, we filmed the extraction:





As you can see, the results were surprisingly good! Foreskin, veins, banjo-string – all were clearly discernible. The vibrator is surprisingly good, considering it runs off a single AA battery. Here are some close-ups so you can get an idea:





As I mentioned, I don’t think I was 100% hard during the moulding process, so there is a bit of a downward droop rather than being straight, and the girth is slightly thinner than were I fully hard – see the comparison shot below. I think I’ll try a viagra if I ever do another one:



I don’t know why, but I had a strange urge to suck my own dildo mould. To see what the ladies had been experiencing all these years, you know? Back when I was younger and thinner, I used to be able to suck my own dick, but this was different. To be honest, I don’t know how the ladies do it! I even gagged trying to deep-throat myself!

Lady Sharky had to dash once we’d finished, so we haven’t had a chance to test it out fully yet. But rest assured that will be documented! Lady Sharky likes anal play, but she hasn’t managed to work up to my cock yet, so this will be useful for her in getting used to the idea before we try the real thing.

Do let me know if you try this at home and how yours comes out. There are many colours to choose from, from flesh-coloured to glow-in-the dark! If any of my sexy friends want their own Sharky mould, feel free to buy me a kit of your choice and I’ll hook you up! 😉


Be Safe and Be Sexy


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