See me shiver with antici…

…pation!!! So last night I was left to fend for myself as my partner had one of her lovers round (well I actually had some work to do and needed an early night due to running a business event tonight). Consequently, thanks to my fetish, I’m now quivering with anticipation in work as I can’t […]

The Dark Knight XXX – A Live Tweeting

Recently, chanced upon a copy of the porn spoof ‘The Dark Knight XXX’ in a local adult store. I bought it for the sheer novelty value, and decided to do a live tweet of my watching it on my personal Twitter account @ClubShark. Below is a record of every tweet posted. Oh, the ridiculousness!   […]

Random Thoughts From My Crazy Brain

Because one of my partners is slightly famous, she has the opportunity to sleep with famous people. To cut a long story short, I’ve seen a private dick pic of a musician from a band well-known enough that I stock them in my shop (for those of you that don’t know, I run a shop […]

My Last Remaining Sexual Fantasies

I’ve been fortunate enough in my life to have experienced most of what normal guys might have on their sexual bucket lists. Some of them I’ve described in this very blog. But there are a few things left I would like to try, just so that I can look back when I’m old and say […]

Pubic Health

My monthly pube trim rolls around again, and once again I wonder why we as a society, and I personally, decided that pubes had to go. I genuinely don’t remember when and why specifically I started to trim my pubes. I don’t really remember any peer pressure to do so, nor do I think I […]

Sharky tip

Sometimes you gotta bust out the kind of lovemaking that requires her to wear a sports bra during 😉 

Thought on condoms

All photos are from my personal collection and are not to be shared without my permission. Without fail, every time I buy condoms from Tesco and use the self-checkouts (I used to work for Tesco – the machines still obey me!), they will set of the security alarms upon exit, forcing me to remove the […]