You’re never bored when there’s a penis…

Greetings sexy people. Sorry for the lack of posts. Things are a bit stressful right now for obvious reasons. But in the midst of all the social isolation, Lady Sharky and I still find time to be silly. You know you’ve reached a stage of pure intimacy where you’re just laying in bed and she […]

An Update

Hey sexy people. Just a quick update as to why we haven’t posted anything in a bit. A few reasons: Firstly, Lady Sharky has been house-hunting for the best part of 2 years, and after yet another offer was rejected, coupled with unrelated issues at her job, it’s left her very stressed. Which has naturally […]

Sexy Night In – An Invite

Good afternoon sexy people. Because Lady Sharky and I are still broke, we’re having one of our sexy nights in tonight (Friday). Which means lingerie/fancy boxers, cheesy music, board games, movies – during which things may get intimate. If you do fancy joining us, there’s never any pressure to do anything; couples who maybe just […]

So this happened…

The other day I received a message out of the blue from a friend of mine, saying she was deleting me from Facebook because her new boyfriend didn’t want anyone she’d previously slept with on her profile. (Just to give you a bit of context, we slept together once a few years ago, and whilst […]